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Pig Card Holders

Did you know you can become a Pig Card Holder?
Just ask at the bar!!

A Pig Card costs $10 and entitles you to:
Free entry on Friday and Saturday Nights
2 Pig Points for every $ spent in the bar
First 300 points FREE
$25 Voucher on your birthday
Christmas Gifts to top spenders
Specials and promotions for Pig Card Holders ONLY

Get your Pig Card at the bar today!!

I no work today ...

Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work today, I really sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.'

The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me Sex. That makes everything better and I go to work... You try that.'

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon.........You got nice house'

2009 Pig and Whistle New Zealand Single Speed Champs

Single Speed Champs 2009 in association with Speights Summit. ANZAC Weekend 24 - 26 April, Race Day Saturday 25 April.

For more information, to enter or to volunteer please click here to visit the N-Duro website.

Duck Tours

Rotorua Duck Tours has joined with Rotorua's most popular eating and drinking establishment to bring you this awesome combo deal. Enjoy an hillarious trip around Rotorua and its Lakes with Duck Tours 90 Min 'City and Lakes Tour' and then enjoy a meal and drink in the relaxing environment that is the Pig & Whistle. Click here for more information.

DEEP THOUGHTS BY MEN WHILE FISHING

Two men are out ice fishing at their favourite fishing hole, just fishing quietly and drinking beer.

Almost silently, so as not to scare the fish, Mel says, "I think I'm going to divorce my wife - she hasn't spoken to me in over 2 months."

Earl continues slowly sipping his beer, then thoughtfully says, "You better think it over - women like that are hard to find."

The Fly

One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They each proceeded to buy a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, a fly landed in each of their pints and became stuck in the thick head.

The Englishman pushed his beer from him in disgust. The Scotsman fished the offending fly out of his beer and continued drinking it as if nothing had happened.

The Irishman picked the fly out of his drink, held it out over the beer and yelled

“SPIT IT OUT!! SPIT IT OUT YOU BASTARD!!!!”

Let us organise it all for you. Walk in, have a good time and then walk back out again, hassle free. You decide how much you would like to spend and how many to cater for and we’ll do the rest.... more>

Purchase one of our range of T-Shirts, Polo Shirts or Polar Fleece Vests inscribed with the Pig and Whistle logo and be proud to say you visited us.... more>

The Pig and Whistle used to be a Police Station!

The Pig and Whistle was built in 1940 and served as the local Police Station until 1969. The building is a fine example of 1940’s architecture and is a real landmark in the city... more>

Driving around with nowhere to go? Come on down to the Pig and Whistle Historic Pub for gorgeous food, good company, great entertainment and more>